Riddle 1

What has hands but can not clap?

Answer: A clock

Do you get it?

I'll take it as a yes! 

Do you get it. Remember clock doesn't have hands that doesn't clap at all, like human hands. 

HAHAHAHAHAHA! That was nothing HUH! 

See you later bye 

Riddle 2

If I drink, I die. If i eat, I am fine. What am I?

Answer : Fire

Did you guys get it or do you want me to explain it to you. 

I'll take that as a yes!

When you through something like a paper or something like that it burns. But when you spill water on it, it dies. 

AHAHAHA! that wasn't funny!

IT WILL BURN YOU! 

Be careful with fire.

See you next time.